Drink of the week: T-N-T (Tequila ‘n’ Tonic)

• 1 1/2 oz. Tequila
• Tonic Water
• Lime Wedge

Put ice cubes in a highball or collins glass. Pour tequila, and fill with tonic. Garnish with lime wedge.

Beer goggles

This is why I only hit on females when I’m sober.

Tip the Cup

Rules: This is basicly a drinking relay race, so you need to make two teams. It is fun when you can get about 4 or 5 people on each team. Find something with a ledge on it (ie. table) and get a plastic cup for each player. Pour about a shot of beer in it – or if you are feeling frisky fill it half way up. Once all this is done, the first person on each team needs to chug what is in their cup, then they need to put it back on the table sitting it correctly. They then must flip it over where the top of the cup is now sitting on the table, without ever actually picking it up and putting it like that. Once the cup is sitting on the table upside down, it works as a tag and the next person on your team can go. The team that can chug and flip their cups over the fastest wins. This is a very fun and easy game to play. Once everyone begins feeling “good” it is halarious to play and watch.

Drinking Games: Quarters

Quarters is a classic. If you don’t know how to play, well, you need to learn.

Players sit around a table armed with a quarter. A cup (empty or full of alcohol, depending on your preference) is placed in the middle of the table, at least 10 inches away from all players. If the table is not big enough, just move the cup when it’s a new player’s turn.

The players must bounce a quarter off the table and into the cup, in any way possible using only the quarter, the table and the cup. If successful, the player makes another player drink, and gets to try again. (If you’re using a full cup, the assigned player must drink the whole cup and retrieve the quarter.)

If the player missed the cup, the player to their left is passed the quarter and they get to toss.

Some optional rules: If the quarter bounces off the rim, a re-toss is allowed. If the rim is struck three times in a row though, the player must drink.
Also, if the player misses they can call “Double!”. They toss again, and if successful, they assign a player to chug their entire drink. If they miss though, the player must chug his drink.

Drinking Game: Ass hole

This is a slightly more complex game, but very, very fun when
mastered. This game requires a minimum of 5 people to play. High boot
factor.
The first hand of asshole is the establishing hand. This will
decide who is the President, V-Pres, Normal People, and the Asshole
for the next round.
Approxiametly 6 or 7 cards are dealt to each player, depending
on the number playing this can be higher or lower. The rank of the cardsis as follows (most powerful to least powerful) 2, A, K, Q, … 4, and 3.
Some is chosen to go first and they play a card, the next person has two
options:
1) to play a card higher than (but not the same) as the previous
card.

2) or to pass on that turn.

For example, if a 4 is lead, a next player must play HIGHER than a 4,
the the next player has to play higher than that. A new hand starts
when all players pass, or when someone plays a 2 (the most powerful card).
The last person to play a card, leads the next hand.

This proceeds until all players are rid of their cards. The first player
out of cards is the Pres for the next round, the next out becomes the
VP, the next players out are normal, and the last person out is the
Asshole.

However lets say that the person leading has two 5’s, this person may
play them both, then the next player must play two of the same card
HIGHER than five; this player cannot play one card or three cards, only
two. As well, three, or even four, of the same card may be lead.
The only time a player may lay one card in a situation like this is if
it is a two (the power card); a single two, beats everything, and the
hand ends followed by a new lead.

The roles for each player are as follows:

President: can make any player drink at any time, no-one may make
the President drink but self. The Pres is the first
player to start each round (benefits of power). And
the Pres should never have to refill own beer.

Vice Pres: can make any player drink at any time (except Pres),
the only the Pres or self can make the VP drink.
The VP goes second in each round.

Normal People: These players can make each other drink as well
as the Asshole. They play in the order they
finished the previous round; first normal out
follows the VP, second normal out follows first, etc.

Asshole: for many reasons, this player is truly the Asshole.
This player has to do all dealing of cards, all sweeping
of cards after the hands, and can not make any other
player drink. The asshole plays last in each round.

A few recommendations, at the end of each round, the players should move
seats in order to reflect the hierachy, and proper playing order. Play
your lowest cards first. Abuse the power when Pres or VP, but remember
it will always come back to haunt you, especially when abusing the
Asshole.

Play as many rounds as desired.

How to open a beer….and look cool.

Surviving College: Rule #2 – learn how to open a beer without a bottle opener.

Do you use a bottle opener? Well, one thing I have learned at college is: no one has an opener when you need one. So here is a video to teach you to how to open some bottles. And if you were wondering, no beer was hurt in the making of this video.

Remember, spilling your beer is a sin. It’s the 11th commandment!

9 Reasons to Get Drunk

 Sometimes “because” isn’t a good enough answer.  So Xxoozero gives every college student, or anybody else who is an alcoholic, an excuse to get trashed.
By Xxoozero
1. Your girlfriend left you
This is the best reason to drink. The only way to get over having your heart ripped out and torn to pieces then set on fire and left in an alley is to drown yourself in alcoholic beverages until you forget your own name, let alone what your now ex girlfriend told you two days ago. This also works if a buddy’s girlfriend leaves him.

2. It is Tuesday
This is the second best reason to drink. Any other weekday can be inserted. It is a statement declaring that you will not conform to society’s unfounded rules of only drinking on the weekends. Be your own person. Don’t be a sheep.

3. Someone dies
It could be a friend, celebrity, or just some random historical figure. Anytime anyone who is not with us anymore is even mentioned, a drink is called for. Your friend has to do a report on Napoleon? Tip a few domestics to the old dead French fuck.

4. A sports team somewhere wins something
Every day of the year, a sporting event happens and one team wins and some guys somewhere get drunk in triumph. Some other guys get drunk in defeat. Choose whichever side has the hottest women.

5. It is free
If a man offers you an alcoholic beverage without asking for compensation and you do not accept, you are a right foul git. Even if you don’t drink it all it is good manners to accept. If you are a girl and you are not going to sleep with him, drink it because you know you were going to anyways.

6. It is hot/cold/snowing/raining/nice outside
If it is cold, you will need a whiskey to warm up with. If it is hot, you will need a beer to cool off with. If it is nice, you will need both to enjoy the weather. This covers the entire spectrum of outdoor conditions.

7. You haven’t seen a friend since last week
It could be a week, years, or even a few hours. Just the fact that someone was gone and they came back is reason enough to get drunk as all shit and reminisce on the old days, even if that was only this morning.

8. It is past noon
Only an alcoholic drinks before noon unless he is still up from the night before. Even guys who drink all day tend to wait until at least after 12. Biff Tannen was the lone exception because sometimes he had to do his killing before breakfast.

9. Because beer commercials do come true
“But zero, they never happen to me…” That’s because you’re drinking Bud Light. Try something that doesn’t taste like water.

Short Fuse!

Short Fuse

• 8oz Beer
• 4oz Cola
• 1/2oz Cherry Brandy

Ok alcoholics, here is the first post! Now go out to some house parties and intoxicate someone of the opposite sex.  Remember, always check id- statutory rape is a hell of a charge.